I like alcoholic beverages on special occasions… and it just so happens that I think life is super special. All the time.
Grace Helbig (via le-viol)

(Source: sepiacircus)


madhattersfutterwhacken:

greymichaela:

validatemyselfhate:

biliouskaiju:

My new favorite gif set. 

how do cats stay alive for more than three seconds

Cats are so fucking stupid I want a thousand

How come when I get a cat she’s just lazy and mean while these nigguhs get the best of the best

(Source: iraffiruse)

Ugh

I’m so out of shape, this is the first time I’ve worked out in months, it was like fifteen minutes and I feel like I’m going to vomit already.

My roommate’s mom just made fun of him for not getting any and I am dying.


12.12.14

This cat looks so guilty. haha

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

image

(Source: shredbundy)